Do you speak Australian?

Saw this on the cork board at the (excellent) Planet Traveler Hostel on College Street in Toronto. I wonder if they are also looking for people who speak Mexican and Brazilian ;)

Why I will never be able to live in Ireland

I met a group of Irish guys at the hostel I am staying at here in Toronto, and heard them talking to each other in a language I didn't understand. I asked if they were speaking Gaelic, to which one of them responded that they were actually talking in English the entire time. They then proceeded to have a laugh at my expense.

Not sure if I was just "that tired", or if they just happen to have the worlds thickest Irish accent. Either way it's pretty funny.